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Welcome back to Sex Toy of the Day, Ladies. My latest find at Lady by Day is oddly not the largest of stimulators but it is a very workable one: The Dragon Fly. Although I can’t for the life of me think why it has been christened the Dragon Fly. Because it has a little soft textured jelly penis that vibrates in the middle, with a clitoris stimulator at the front and an anal stimulator at the back and why the designer of this item felt it resembled a dragon fly, I really have not clue. No matter at what angle I have examined this item; I really cannot see a Dragon Fly in it. Perhaps I am not creative enough.
Nevertheless, it is as I said earlier a workable toy. When I first looked at the size of the jelly penis, I thought this is not going to do anything for me, and then I remembered that the entrance to the vagina has more nerve endings than the length of the vagina and I thought, “oh yes! I think this is going to be a good one”. The multi-speed vibrating penis appears as though it belongs to either a very under-endowed, or very cold male of the species, but it feels really nice.
I used the Dragon Fly a couple of nights ago. I was waiting for Jim to arrive to go out to dinner and had a half an hour to kill. Once I had inserted the Dragon Fly and got comfortable with it I realized that I had forgotten how good it feels to have only that part of the vagina with nerve endings stimulated. I am really a clitoris gal though, that is my true hot spot, so I used the Dragon Fly together with the clitoris stimulator and I was as horny as a goat by the time Jim made his appearance at my door.
Jim, bombproof as he is, was not really surprised to see me answering the door with my top half dressed, make up done and naked from the waist down with a “Dragon Fly” strapped to my genitalia, he just sighed and said, “oh Toni, couldn’t you have waited until after dinner? I’m hungry, leave it on, throw on a skirt and let’s go!” So I did. Walking was a bit of a problem, so when I got into the elevator I had to slip it off and pop it in my handbag. Jim made some funny comment about me answering the door with an insect strapped to my pussy, appearing as though some kind of creature had escaped from the set of Alien II and was trying to eat me alive. We got in the car and went out for dinner and I hooked it up again in the ladies bathroom at the restaurant, but the dragonfly was not as quiet as I had thought it would be and was causing me more embarrassment than pleasure so I thought I would leave it for home time. Still it was fun while it lasted and when Jim and I got home we had a much more close inspection of the Dragon Fly, which promoted some really good hard sex.
Ladies I have run out of space and must love you and leave you for today.
Toni
Girls, girls, girls! These are so sweet; they really are the cutest little things you have ever seen. I wasn’t sure exactly what they were when I first saw them on Lady by Day, so I had to order a box to check them out. They are actually fun condoms with a different tickler attached to the end of each one. This I had to try! You know what a sucker I am for cute things, and there is nothing better than being safe and having fun simultaneously. I certainly don’t know why I hadn’t tried a French Tickler before; it must surely be every girls stepping stone to the fun of sex toys. Perhaps I get way ahead of myself sometimes and leap right into the deep-end first without even bothering to test the waters at the edge.
A French tickler is a latex condom designed with extra protrusions in order to enhance the sexual pleasure of ME! This is why I have purchased these “glow in the dark” items and that is why Jim is going to be spending the weekend with me, so we can have fun with them and all the other goodies I have in my toy-box! Now don’t get confused. I know that a French Tickler is also a slang term for Genital Warts, these are not they. These will keep you safe from Genital Warts (I hope) because they are condoms. Although I don’t know how Congress feels about us still using the terminology “French tickler” I prefer it so much more to the trashy “freedom tickler” that is being so widely bandied about in the US these days. French is so much sexier, don’t you think?
Unfortunately, these did not do that much for me, cute as they are, Jim tried to tickle me externally, he tried sticking them into me, we used plenty of lube, but nothing, they were not doing a single thing for me or for him, so we gave them up as a lost cause. They have been relegated to the nether regions of my toy box together with the clit kisser. Girls, if you want to try these I would sure go ahead and do so, but please be clear in advance that unless you and your partner have a real fetish for thick latex with ridges and extrusions, you might not find them very satisfactory.
Have a wonderful day.
Toni
Hello ladies, I think I am becoming a little obsessed with shopping on Lady by Day. I love the website so much, not only because it has such fascinating sex toy and play products, but also because there are some seriously practical products available that allow you the convenience of shopping over the internet; Products such as douches, shaving creams, potions, lotions, condoms as well as toys and furniture. I am not essentially a very shy or easily embarrassed person, but walking into a sex shop is not really my thing. I always feel that I could be doing better things with that time, and the choices in shops are so much more limited. The convenience of Internet shopping is available to facilitate the purchase of all these types of items, so I make full use of it.
On Lady by Day I found a really great alternative to douching, the Colt Shower Shot Dildo. Take a look at this product. It has a very practical cleansing approach with a totally fun aspect about it. The Colt Shower Shot Dildo is a 6.5-inch removable perforated soft jelly dong that comes with a nickel-free non-tarnishing hose. This hose easily attaches to any shower. How practical is that? You can actually douche yourself while having a sexual experience at the same time. In my opinion you can be naughty and get down and dirty whilst at the same time getting clean. It is an amazing product. The Colt Shower Shot Dildo has a length of hose 42 inches long, which gives plenty of room to move and maneuver.
I love this alternative. Boring old douches just don’t do it for me any more and besides I have found that I am allergic to many of the flavored and scented douches; what really works best for me is fresh flowing water. You can spray the jets over your external genitalia for a surprisingly pleasant tickle and insert it vaginally or anally for a thrilling cleansing experience. You can’t go wrong with this product. I will never go back to the old fashioned way of douching. From now on this is the way for me. It also makes for a real fun time in the shower with your partner. Jim and I have had some really great times with my Colt Shower Shot Dildo, so much so that he bought one for me to use at his house. Though I believe his cleaning lady nearly died of a heart attack when she first encountered it in the shower. Screaming, Mr. Jim, “what are you doing to me now, you want me to died of fright”. While waving it in his face and telling him she was not going to clean his dirty stuffs for him. Not no way!
Ladies you have a wonderful day. I will be back soon with some more fun stuff for you.
Toni
Good day to you ladies. I am going to introduce you to my new piece of furniture. It is the Liberator Esse. It is a love couch and are you ever going to enjoy this item! Not only does the Liberator Esse look stylish, it is a fantastic piece of furniture for lovemaking. Perfect for positioning with killer curves and serious style! I had become so used to just being flung face forward over the back of a couch so that Jim could have his way with me, I never even dreamed that there could be such a thing as a love couch available. Not until I was searching Lady by Day.
At first I though, how on earth am I going to use this? My imagination is not that great, but the Liberator Esse has, as part of the package, a position guide, filled with erotic photos of Esse – original positions. You are never going to want for ideas. When you use the guide it seems that a kind of natural progression takes place and you just get more and more creative on your own. This item inspires desires and when Jim and I paired it with the mini scoop, I didn’t need any kind of sex toy intervention to get my “G” spot aching, Jim managed to reach inside me with his penis in just the right position to explore and stimulate me to a screaming orgasm.
We have stretched out and straddled it; I have bent over backwards on it and opened myself wide to Jim’s mouth explorations. We have generally made a hell of a mess on it, but that doesn’t seem to be a problem as the blue machine washable Microfiber cover and silky nylon water resistant cover can handle any liquid spillage, from oils and lubes to body fluids. With this piece of furniture, say goodbye to the kitchen table. You are never going to want to use any other piece of furniture for sex again. The Liberator Esse is a sensuous chaise lounge that provides endless opportunities for positioning and sexploration. Seduction and the ultimate in orgasm are synonymous with the Liberator Esse. I LOVE it, and it looks good too. I don’t think that anyone would suspect what this funky piece of furniture is really for, unless, they are like you and me who are in the know. So I am sure you wouldn’t even have to hide it away from you mother when she comes to visit.
This is a really special and fun item ladies and worth every penny. Everyone should have one 
Love you ladies!
Toni
Ladies, I don’t know if you have ever indulged in cyber sex or even just cyber – flirtation. I have, particularly when email was new to me. Sometimes I used spend hours on the computer, searching the personals on various websites, responding to ads and receiving replies, chatting away just for the fun of it. Now it is more or less strictly confined to some dirty chat to Jim when he is traveling. He likes to keep in touch to ask what I am wearing and doing and we do use the video cam sometimes. I never took the cyber sex scene too seriously but I do believe that there are a fair number of people who truly enjoy the cyber sex scene and are actively engaging in it on a regular basis.
If you are one of those girls, Lady by Day has the perfect toy for you. It is the Matrix Vibe with USB cable. The colors available are red and my favorite, purple! This egg or bullet massager plugs into your USB port on the computer and if you plug it in using the USB cable provided, you do not need batteries as it becomes powered by your computer. I believe that this is a simply fantastic idea for those who enjoy cyber sexual stimulation. How much more perfect could it be? Plugged into your computer, you don’t have to stop chatting to go and get a vibe, it is right there for you and ready to go. Plug the Matrix Vibe into your computer and then plug it into yourself. Perfect to work you up for some scintillating, sexy repartee!
The Matrix Vibe has 10 different speeds and sensations, all controlled at the touch of a finger, so if you are like me and are a one-finger typist, you won’t even have to stop typing to change the speed or sensations. You might think this a little perverse. I don’t. Strange as it may seem I think there is a little bit of pervert in all of us, and I don’t see why we shouldn’t indulge it when we are given a ripe opportunity, I think that the Matrix Vibe is perfect for the cyber sex situation. But if you don’t use it for this reason, you could always take it to work with you. It is bound to keep a permanent smile on your face throughout the workday.
I love Lady by Day. It makes life so interesting.
Toni
Hi there ladies, I find it absolutely fascinating to what ends lawmakers will go in order to restrict people to their own perceptions, ideals and moral standards. One can only wonder what exactly has to be on their minds or what on earth happened to inspire them to conjure up scenarios such as these and then decide to make laws prohibiting them. I mean, just read some of these; they should give you some food for thought.
Cats and dogs must have a permit to have sex in Ventura County, CA.
How does the cat or dog apply for the permit in the first place?
Fairbanks, AK, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
I sure would like to see anyone try to stop a pair of moose coupling on the city streets of Fairbanks. What are the cops going to do: write them a ticket?
Washington state has a law against having sex with a virgin… even on her/his wedding night and to make it even worse Sexual positions other than missionary-style are illegal in Washington D.C. It is a veritable nightmare, how on earth is anyone in Washington still walking the streets? They should all be imprisoned! The majority of couples performing sexual acts in D.C. are criminals.
To take matters further In Harrisburg, PA, sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth is illegal…a truck driver in a toll booth, where did that one originate from? I can’t honestly picture even in my wildest imagination a toll booth operator inviting a truck driver into their booth for a quickie, but it must have happened for the law makers to want to stop it from happening again!
And especially for zoophiles, if you are going to be practicing bestiality it is illegal to…have sex with someone else’s animal without the owner’s permission, in the old days they used to hang you for stealing someone else’s horse. Prosecutors apparently get really imaginative sometimes and apply irrelevant laws such as statutory rape if the animal is under 18 year of age ????
Nude sexual acts in the front yard of any home after sundown are illegal in Bozeman, MT. I guess that if we are going to commit any nude sexual acts in the front yard in Bozeman, we had better do it in broad daylight, instead of after dark, that way the whole town can watch.
It is illegal for a man to curse while having sex with his wife in Willowdale, OR. Oh! I guess that dirty talk is completely out of the question!
And finally to top it all In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom…absolutely no comment from me on that one. apparently we are not sure if this is a real law or an urban legend, however, judging by the previous insight, anything is possible.
Hope you enjoyed this, ladies.
Love Toni
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