Hi there ladies, I find it absolutely fascinating to what ends lawmakers will go in order to restrict people to their own perceptions, ideals and moral standards. One can only wonder what exactly has to be on their minds or what on earth happened to inspire them to conjure up scenarios such as these and then decide to make laws prohibiting them. I mean, just read some of these; they should give you some food for thought.

Cats and dogs must have a permit to have sex in Ventura County, CA. 
How does the cat or dog apply for the permit in the first place?  

Fairbanks, AK, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. 
I sure would like to see anyone try to stop a pair of moose coupling on the city streets of Fairbanks. What are the cops going to do: write them a ticket?

Washington state has a law against having sex with a virgin… even on her/his wedding night and to make it even worse Sexual positions other than missionary-style are illegal in Washington D.C. It is a veritable nightmare, how on earth is anyone in Washington still walking the streets? They should all be imprisoned! The majority of couples performing sexual acts in D.C. are criminals.

To take matters further In Harrisburg, PA, sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth is illegal…a truck driver in a toll booth, where did that one originate from? I can’t honestly picture even in my wildest imagination a toll booth operator inviting a truck driver into their booth for a quickie, but it must have happened for the law makers to want to stop it from happening again!

And especially for zoophiles, if you are going to be practicing bestiality it is illegal to…have sex with someone else’s animal without the owner’s permission, in the old days they used to hang you for stealing someone else’s horse. Prosecutors apparently get really imaginative sometimes and apply irrelevant laws such as statutory rape if the animal is under 18 year of age ????

Nude sexual acts in the front yard of any home after sundown are illegal in Bozeman, MT. I guess that if we are going to commit any nude sexual acts in the front yard in Bozeman, we had better do it in broad daylight, instead of after dark, that way the whole town can watch.

It is illegal for a man to curse while having sex with his wife in Willowdale, OR. Oh! I guess that dirty talk is completely out of the question!

And finally to top it all In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom…absolutely no comment from me on that one. apparently we are not sure if this is a real law or an urban legend, however, judging by the previous insight, anything is possible.

Hope you enjoyed this, ladies. 

Love Toni