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Hello ladies! Your Toni is not having a good shopping day today. I have literally spent hours looking at hundreds of the items featured on Lady by Day, wanting so badly to get something new and exciting, but not having a clue what or why? This passion I have for sex toys makes me want to try out everything, but what to choose?

I have searched and searched today but I think I am having a “no mojo”-shopping shopping day. That is so completely unlike my normal self but I think that we all must have moments like that. You know, where you go into the mall, visit 20 clothing stores and every pair of pants or skirt or dress you try on makes you feel ugly or fat or it doesn’t fit right and eventually you give up in disgust, find the nearest bar and sit down to get drunk. I must be suffering from PMS; I feel positively brain damaged. Maybe I should go and get a CAT scan?

This just doesn’t happen to me normally. I love my Lady by Day shopping experiences so much and really look forward to receiving my parcels in the mail. It is like receiving presents at Christmas, even though I have chosen an item myself, I still feel that I am receiving some kind of special gift.

You know what I am going to do? Exactly what I would do if I were in the mall and I couldn’t find something I liked, I am not going to purchase something just for the sake of it, as I shall end up hating myself and it. I am not going to look for anything today. I will switch off my computer and return to Lady by Day tomorrow when I am feeling more like my normal self.

Know what ladies? I am actually feeling much better already; just by having had this little talk to you, I think a little rant does one good every now and then. In retrospect, I have taken a real shine to some special sea creatures recently and I fancy that Seahorse Triple Action Vibe to add to my collection, I am going to go there tomorrow and get it. Funny isn’t it ladies? A girl always feels better about shopping once she has consulted with her girlfriends.

Until tomorrow

Toni