Hi Girls, remember that funny story I told when I was telling you about the virtues of the Venus Butterfly? The story where the lady is wearing a pair of vibrating panties and she is so overcome with passion that she faints in the supermarket? Well I have found the item she must have been wearing: the Astrea remote control vibrating thong. As usual I found it on Lady by Day (they never let me down) and had to order it, just for the fun of it.

This item is quite glamorous.  When it arrived I realized what a nice product it actually is. This thong is definitely high tech; it is operated by remote control and has a 12’ range, so discrete hands free stimulation is guaranteed. It is designed in a lovely stretch lace that is really comfortable and incredibly sexy. Another win for women, girls, this is a product designed by women for women which makes total sense, I have never understood why any woman would want to wear a tampon or for that matter, anything internally if it was designed by a man.   

This is an absolute must for Board Meetings and Tupperware parties and might even provide a little light entertainment whilst working after hours at the office or even while doing your housework. The mini remote stimulator is contoured, compact and removable, so if it irritates you can always take it out and not be left panty - less.

Jim had a fun idea; he asked me to wear it at the opening of an art exhibition we went to last week. It was too funny to describe. His thinking was that if he kept the remote and turned it on and off randomly, when I wasn’t expecting it, then it would keep me permanently surprised. It was hysterical, here I was mingling and admiring the pieces and every now and then this stimulation on my clitoris would start up and make me jump, I nearly spilled my wine down a few shirt fronts, and it was often easy to be horribly tongue tied while trying to have a conversation about a serious piece of art. Not normally the speechless type, I had to resort to rather more “hmmm”’s of agreement than usual. Of course Jim was hysterical at his antics and afterwards told me that the best part of the entire evening was watching the changing expressions on my face and trying not to burst out laughing. He said he felt like some kind of strange puppet-master.  I don’t know if it is exactly what is needed to optimize your sex life, but it sure is a lot of fun. Just remember to keep your sense of humor.

Life is short girls so make every day worthwhile. Keep smiling.

Toni