Glow in the Dark French Ticklers – Dozen

Girls, girls, girls! These are so sweet; they really are the cutest little things you have ever seen. I wasn’t sure exactly what they were when I first saw them on Lady by Day, so I had to order a box to check them out. They are actually fun condoms with a different tickler attached to the end of each one. This I had to try! You know what a sucker I am for cute things, and there is nothing better than being safe and having fun simultaneously. I certainly don’t know why I hadn’t tried a French Tickler before; it must surely be every girls stepping stone to the fun of sex toys. Perhaps I get way ahead of myself sometimes and leap right into the deep-end first without even bothering to test the waters at the edge.

A French tickler is a latex condom designed with extra protrusions in order to enhance the sexual pleasure of ME! This is why I have purchased these “glow in the dark” items and that is why Jim is going to be spending the weekend with me, so we can have fun with them and all the other goodies I have in my toy-box! Now don’t get confused. I know that a French Tickler is also a slang term for Genital Warts, these are not they. These will keep you safe from Genital Warts (I hope) because they are condoms. Although I don’t know how Congress feels about us still using the terminology “French tickler” I prefer it so much more to the trashy “freedom tickler” that is being so widely bandied about in the US these days. French is so much sexier, don’t you think?

Unfortunately, these did not do that much for me, cute as they are, Jim tried to tickle me externally, he tried sticking them into me, we used plenty of lube, but nothing, they were not doing a single thing for me or for him, so we gave them up as a lost cause. They have been relegated to the nether regions of my toy box together with the clit kisser. Girls, if you want to try these I would sure go ahead and do so, but please be clear in advance that unless you and your partner have a real fetish for thick latex with ridges and extrusions, you might not find them very satisfactory.

Have a wonderful day.

Toni