Sex Toy of the Day

Ladies, of all Toni’s toys that I have chatted to you about, so far this one makes me laugh the most, it just looks and seems so funny. But it appears to be a popular seller with entirely mixed reviews. So I thought, why not go ahead and try it anyway, you know Toni, always game for anything, so try it I did. The Clit Kisser is described as being a “soft vibrating jelly mouth with a sensual tongue that can simulate flittering and licking when moved over the clitoris”. Again, as with most toys can be saved for solitary use or shared with a loved one.

I have to admit that when I first broke open the packaging and looked at the offending item, I thought to myself, this is one that I am not going to show Jim, he would probably die laughing and ask me if I had put his tongue out to pasture. I wonder how hard Jim would object when asking me for oral sex, if I suggest that he use a jelly substitute. It might be a giggle to find out. I was also put off using it, I was afraid that I would give a biased opinion as I thought it such a bazaar concept. I kept taking it out, looking at it and putting it back again. But with Jim still due to be gone for a while, I thought let’s try this baby.

I found the device irritatingly fiddly but fortunately I managed to get it working, my attention span seems to be a little short today, it must be that old ADD raising its’ ugly head again. I took a good long look at the clit kisser before applying it to my body, shook my head in wonder and touched it to my nether regions, I burst out laughing, not a ticklish kind of laughing but a raucous nervous laugh, I really couldn’t take it seriously. I am going to pack it away for now and give it some thought, perhaps I shall return to attempt its use another time, but for now girls you are on your own, you are going to have to read the reviews which vary from one extreme to the next and decide if you would like to take a chance with the Clit Kisser. I would love to hear from anyone who has an opinion.

Lots of licks and laughs ladies

Toni