Hi girls, Toni here, giving you an interesting rundown on a little natural beauty I have chosen—a Glass Erotic Torpedo. Some of you might think of glass as unsafe, but it is such an erotic substance. Regardless of how much research a sex toy manufacturer pours into finding the perfect substance as a substitute for the male organ, it is never going to happen and seeking substitute substances textures and feelings is part of the erotic fun of toys.

I have never forgotten my first experience with glass as a sexual stimulant. Jim and I had gone fishing to a trout river. I like fishing with my man it makes for great opportunities to get some open-air sexual activity. There is nothing quite like the idea of fresh air and sunshine and the thought of spreading myself open wide on a big, flat, sun-warmed rock to get my libido soaring.

I digress; let’s continue. I brought a bottle of Jack Daniels and a dozen small glass bottles of Coke along. We had caught trout and Jim cleaned and simmered them in butter and lemon, they were delicious and we sat naked by the river ravenously eating the fish. The Coke was cold from being in the river but we had no glasses, so we drank a sip from the Coke bottle and topped it up with Jack. We were soon both drunk and relaxed and started fooling around. Jim was pouring small pools of Jack and Coke into my navel. The sweet sticky liquid was spilling over and running down into my waist at the back and my groin at the front and as fast as it was spilling he was licking it up. I took a mouthful of Jack and Coke into my mouth, held it there and ran my mouth over his cock, letting the cold fizzy liquid tickle his skin and grow warm in my mouth. Jim lay me down on the riverbank and raised my legs, separating them and slowly inserted the Coke bottle into my vagina, the neck entered easily, but where the bottle was bulbous and ridged it was a little more tight and more stimulating, slowly in and out went the bottle; glass, the most erotic sensation and the first time I experienced female ejaculation.

Although this was an exciting spontaneous act, I would not recommend that anyone wanting to use a glass love toy start this way. You never know whose dirty hands have handled the Coke bottle. This little toy is a much better option; it is a sleek two-sided hand blown glass dildo with a textured tapered end and a smooth tapered end. I have tried it and the textured end gives a very similar sensation to that I experienced with the Coke bottle. I now have the advantage of knowing who has been handling my little glass gem, and as if it gets any better, it is dishwasher safe, and could be put to good use as a weapon to ward off an unwanted attacker, I carry mine with me regularly.

Toni