Sex Toy of the Day

Oh. My goodness what is this an egg or a grape? …………………oh I get it! the colour is grape! Girls, Toni had a lovely toy to play with last night; another goody from my box of tricks. This delightful object is a small yet powerful egg that can be used to stimulate just about any body part imaginable. You can choose between vibrating, pulsing, surging, escalating or rolling. The colour is described as being grape. I like to call it purple. I find it very amusing that so many of these toys are available in the colour purple, we had a standing joke as teenagers, that a person wearing the colour purple denotes “sexual frustration”. Obviously we were deceiving ourselves.

I love this toy because it is so adaptable, girls can use it, boys can use it and it is great fun to use for stimulating some of the more sensitive areas and perhaps even breaking them in for something a little larger. I had a really good testing session with it last night. Placed it just about everywhere on my body and tested all five functions at all speeds. My nipples and breasts, my lower back and the crack of my ass; it is a great anal stimulator and you don’t even have to insert it if you don’t want to, just let it work its magic. The best for me was playing with it on my clitoris and inserting it into my vagina just a little way and testing all the functions. This was extremely pleasurable; I became rather hot and bothered and had to take it all the way to climax. Blessed relief!

I think that this little toy would also may a great stimulator for your mans’ prostrate, it is not so large that your male partner might get intimidated into believing you may think him a little bit homosexual, sometimes they can get really insecure and homophobic if you want to pop a little something into their ass, although not many of them have a problem popping it into yours; they are such big dumb things that they actually believe that as long as they are screwing a girl’s ass, they won’t be considered a bit queer. I think it is a classic case of male “double standards”.

Here’s loving you ladies. Till tomorrow

Toni