Sex Toy of the Day

My word ladies! I have just been visiting Lady By Day again, and honest to goodness, I came across something called a Reusable 9 Speed Vibrating Cock Ring. I couldn’t believe my eyes, whoever wrote the product information on this little beauty must be absolutely insane for the product. I am sure it is the longest product description on the entire website and for such a tiny little item! I am consumed with curiosity as to how one is able to control the speeds. It appears as though you might have to use a screwdriver; imagine that? Things in the bedroom could get really dangerous (that’s how I like ‘em). I am so intrigued that I am going to buy one to see exactly what the rant is all about. Apparently it also comes with 10 spare batteries….the mind absolutely boggles at that thought. I just had such a funny thought… you are going at it, hell for leather, the little rubber thingy’s are plunging away at your clit, you are just about to cum…aw crap the battery just ran out…..quick, quick get another battery…..oh hell, where is the screwdriver…quick, get the screwdriver? A classic case of coitus interruptus.

You have absolutely got to see this, the product description starts…

“Enhance the sexual excitement of both parties with the new OMAZING vibrating cock ring. Soft and flexible, it stretches to fit comfortably around the base of the penis, and helps the man maintain firmer, more pleasurable erections. The raised section sends waves of sensual vibrations to stimulate the clitoris for incredible orgasms…”

…and goes on and on and on. I swear ladies, it must have been written by a man, in fact I think that all the product descriptions are written by a man because with all the ladies products, especially the ones I am interested in, we are lucky if we even get a two liner. I am going to write to Lady by Day and find out who writes those product descriptions; maybe we can help them out. Check this out yourselves; it is absolutely hysterical! I’ll let you know what happens. Keep smiling ladies.

Toni