Hi ladies, it’s me again, Toni! I have a need to share with you today I have been feeling a little bit down and not myself lately and felt that I had to do something to cheer myself up, so I redecorated my bathroom; I do so love long, warm soaks in the tub. I decided to order a whole lot of nice smelly bathroom products from Lady by Day and whilst I was shopping for new scents and candles and incense I found these fun items and thought I might like to try them. They remind me of little baby calamaris, although I wouldn’t suggest you try eating them; I think they are designed more for eating you! These vibrating, waterproof, little creatures are the most adorable octopussies (excuse the pun) and they make for a much more interesting bath time than a rubber duck, even a vibrating rubber duck.

They are available in three colors, blue, flesh and of course the inevitable purple. The product description states “This little wonder produces the most intense vibrations at the tips of its eight tiny tentacles that they have to be felt to be believed!” Sounded good to me, so together with the Aromatherapy Indulgence Kit, I ordered one in each color, reasoning that if they didn’t do the job as promised, make me scream with delight, they would always make cute bathroom decorations.

Upon the arrival of my new underwater pets, I ran myself a bath, pouring in lots of lovely slippery bath oil and started playing with them. They are delightful, I had them playing over my nipples and stomach and legs and pussy, I even placed them on my knees and the tops of my feet, the only problem was that I only have two hands; I needed three, one for each octopus! I want to put one at each nipple and one at my pussy simultaneously; I am going to have to call in some help for that. These toys make the perfect bath buddies and are sure to offer plenty of fun times under the waves. I now know why the Little Mermaid is such a happy young lady; it is because of the games the screaming octopii play “undah tha sea”.

Toni