Sex Toy of the Day

Ladies, you will never guess what I came across? I was reading through some Constitution and law articles (don’t ask why, I am always snooping around in places where I shouldn’t be) and I came across this article.

“Mississippi Outlaws Sex Toys”. I couldn’t believe my eyes, I couldn’t believe my mind! There is a law that outlaws the sale of sex toys in Mississippi. So much for the right to companionship in the “Land of the Free” This law actually states “A person commits the offence of distributing unlawful sexual devices when he knowingly sells, advertises, publishes or exhibits to any person any three-dimensional (three dimensional????) device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs or offers to do so or possess such devices with the intent to do so.”

I am horrified. If I lived in Mississippi I would probably be put in jail and they would throw away the keys…Does anyone know if they have the death penalty in Mississippi? Because that is more than likely where I would be sitting, on Death Row, after having had to “Walk the Green Mile”; waiting for the Governor to give me a Stay of Execution, and him being unable to help me because a 30 year old law still stands and courts refuse to recognize Mississippians fundamental rights to find companionship which is protected by the first and fourteenth amendments.

I know that if I were to go and visit Mississippi I would make sure to take something worthwhile to get caught with. Something like my 9.5 inch Waterproof Chocolate Jelly vibrator. It would be doubly wicked, because it is a big black and thick veined, multi-speed vibrator with clit stimulating nubs; that should really get the “Mississippi Dildo Cops” backs up. If I am going to go to jail for a vibrator, I am going to make sure that it is a great one.

This one is a beauty; for me it has been a great worker, the blackness gives me a super “turn on” and whenever I use it I feel just a little more wicked than I might normally feel if I was using a vibe with a more Caucasian appeal. I believe that this is the perfect vibe for white gals living in Mississippi. I say let us start a revolution ladies! Let us stand up for our rights to companionship, and join the call to arms, equip yourselves now! With the Waterproof Chocolate Jelly 9.5 inch vibrator today.

Happy masturbating Mississippi, we love you.

Toni