Sex Toy of the Day

Hi ladies, our Sex Tip of the Week takes a slightly different turn. Jim and I often incorporate meals or food and wine into our sexual antics and most adults today must have seen the gastroporn indulged in by Mickey Rourke and Kim Bassinger in 9½ weeks. Women and men both enjoy invitations to romantic dinners. Be it at home or a restaurant, I am pretty sure that if your lover to asks, ‘darling may I take you out for dinner?’ and he/she takes you to a McD’s or KFC, you are not going to feel as romantically inclined towards them as if they had taken you to a restaurant to sit at a table and share a bottle of wine and a pasta, or gone to the effort of creating a special meal at home. It doesn’t have to be expensive, cheap and cheerful is good, as long as it is relaxed and the food and ambiance are good.

Interestingly Enough

India is considered to be the first country, where cooking food in a love style was developed. Indian cooks apparently were the first to notice that the taste of sexual secretions depended on the taste of food. Much attention was paid to scents, as in their opinion the scent of food influenced body smell; a keynote of love games. Food fried, especially in deep fat, is unfortunately a most popular way of food preparation but is defiantly contra-indicated for erotic mystery. In India any food, having a strong fried smell is thought detrimental to sexual games. I personally can’t imagine anyone wanting to lovingly eat a carton of McD’s fries out of my navel (actually I can’t imagine wanting to put them in my navel either). Fresh natural products, prepared carefully are good not only for health, but also for love.

Chinese cooks are considered to be erotic culinary trendsetters; they eat exotic foods: Swallow’s nests and “Dragon’s fight” (prepared with snake, frog and tiger). Although it might not be considered wise to dish up something as exotic as Dragon’s fight when attempting to divest your lover of their underwear by use of culinary tactics, what can be learned from Chinese cuisine is the decoration of dishes, making the food look fresh and appetizing. You could even go so far as to arrange the vegetables in a way that suggest genitals or breasts. Ignite imagination so to speak.

Apparently there was an erotic cook to a Chinese Emperor who prepared food that allowed the emperor sexual contact with hundreds of concubines continually. One potion was made of antlers with honey and vodka, extract of a special wild cherry and 40 different herbs and spices. The emperor drank this, entered his harem; servants watching closely that the emperor satisfied all the concubines (about 30 daily). This erotic power judged if he was fit to rule the country.

Alcohol

Erotic games are impractical without some alcohol. It relieves stress and stifles apprehension. Though light drinks are better, you could also create your own love drink and beer too, is good, Japanese researchers consider it to be a drink of the Gods.

Warning

I think it wise to end with a warning; don’t if at all possible, mix the sexual act with the cooking process, unlike a Romanian couple that were making pancakes! The husband was frying the pancakes in hot oil while she was giving him oral sex. He spilt hot oil down her back and her first reaction from the burn was to bite down on his penis, he then feeling the jaws of death clamp down on his member took the hot frying pan and commenced to beat her about the head with it causing her to bite even harder. Apparently they were a very sorry sight when they arrived at the hospital for treatment.

Just to end this subject matter in a satisfactory way, I could not resist giving you one receipt (recipe!!!) I found on the Internet….enjoy

“Many Eastern lords used an ancient receipt, which prolonged male sexual activity. Boil duck eggs, peel off, prick in several places and put in an extract of vodka with anise-tree, cinnamon, ginger, sweet pepper, parsley and dill for 2 hours. Eat on the eve and during sexual games.”

Toni

P.S. if you are a really lousy cook, just get yourself this hot little number for the kitchen and I am sure that all will be forgiven!